Naturally, upon hearing the happy news, I wrote this poem in her honor. RayRay found the early drafts quite amusing, in case any of you were wondering.
The Correct Number of Kids For Frum Non-Millionaires To Have
Most parents don’t feel quite done
You have two
Your husband meets Pru U’Rvu
To have three?
“One and two are big: yes maybe!”
You think, “Four?”
Budget says “Stop here, no more!”
You said “Five?”
You're not even alive anymore!
If you're wealthy,
Keep going until infinity!